Friday, August 29, 2008

I miss you Mom

It is my birthday weekend. I'll be 22 tomorrow.
My family went out of town to Lake Powell, I chose not to go. It's not my favorite place on earth so I opted to stay home with my meows. But now I miss my Mom.
It is OK though because today at work my fabulous boss Kristen and the lovely Liz brought me flowers and cake and balloons!! Yay!!! They love me!!
















Cake +

















Balloons + Flowers...


















Equals Happy Candice.


Thanks to Kristen and Liz. You made my day :)

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Seriously?

Call I got this afternoon-

Me: Sorenson Communications Moving Program, how may I help you?
Customer: I want coffee.
Me: Haha what?
Customer: I called to order my coffee.
Me: *trying not to laugh* Ok Sir I'd love to help you but i'm not sure I understand. You said you want coffee, correct?
Customer: Yes. Coffee.
Me: Sorry, you'll have to call your local coffee shop to order that....
Customer: Fine, bye.























Is Elton the only sane soul I know?

Monday, August 25, 2008

And his mother cried as he walked out.. Don't take your guns to town son.

My idea of a luxurious life is having one of those purified-hot-cold-water-dispenser machines.





















Some of you might appreciate this water fetish. Some might not understand. That's ok.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Really?

People really post their birthing experiences, live, on youtube?

Monday, August 18, 2008

Happy Anniversary!

Today marks my Mom and Dads 30th Anniversary.
Just wanted to express how much they mean to me, not only for everything they do for me but because of everything they do for each other.
My mom has got to be the most patient, tender, sincere person I've ever known, and my father is the hardest working, most encouraging, loving man I ever met.
I thank my lucky stars they met and fell in love.
They have raised (Are raising still) 4 of the most different individuals you'll come across.
How we all mesh together and love each other like friends, instead of siblings, is beyond me.

So hey, If my parents can do it, then maybe true love does exist.

I love you guys. Happy Anniversary!

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

I would never take Valium recreationally.... again.

Camille is having a root canal today, bless her poor little mouth.
I know what that is like, I had 4. I'm sure many of you have also had root canals and know that they are not pleasant. I was lucky enough to get laughing gas and a prescription for Valium for after. I do not like pills, I never have. Which is good I think my dislike for swallowing pills has kept me out of trouble haha. Camille I wish you were here so I could hug you and kiss you and feed you ice creams. But soon. T Minus 3 days.
Don't worry Mom, i'll clean my room I swear.
My mom and I busted out the most aesthetically pleasing cake I have ever made, so far. (I plan to make many glorious layered creations in the future, im a beginner, give me a break)

Chocoaltey with frosting that resembled marshmallow creme. Mmmmm I say. MMMm.


































So if any of you have ever been to one of the many places i've lived in the past couple of years you will have met our friend the pink couch. I love this little couch. He may have even made a debut in a previous blog. I couldn't even begin to tell you of all the excellent memories I have made on the pink couch. But the thing is... Pink Couch is an outside friend. He looked so pretty on our porch. He endured through many rain/snow storms. That might be a contributing factor to why pink couch is now... pastel and faded, covered in stains, and cobwebs.
I'm sorry pink couch, I really did love you. Just not enough to reupholster you.

















Farewell. Maybe someday we'll meet again. Thanks for hauling it off Dad, otherwise... it would have graced my new porch, wherever my new porch may be...

I hope I can find a pattern so that my mom can sew me a dress like this... Make fun all you want, I don't care at all. I love this dress and any other floor length, high necked, lacy, empire waisted, crazy dress I can find.






















Thats all.

Why?

I dated a guy once who told me that he liked his coffee black.
But he hadn't Always liked his coffee black, it was more of a "once you go black you never go back" type of a thing.
I tried it, but I hated it. I need a lil bit of sugar in my coffee.
But for some reason, when I feel a little blue, I drink my coffee black.

Even though I don't like it.