Oh and...

I have an etsy problem.
Mug dealin.

Conversation with coworker...
Wifebeater: Oh fun mugs! So you have a lot of parties?
Me: No...
Wifebeater: So why all the mugs then?
Me: Uh... for drinking stuff?

Apparently you have to have lots of friends and parties in order to justify a newfound mug fetish.