Call I got this afternoon-
Me: Sorenson Communications Moving Program, how may I help you?
Customer: I want coffee.
Me: Haha what?
Customer: I called to order my coffee.
Me: *trying not to laugh* Ok Sir I'd love to help you but i'm not sure I understand. You said you want coffee, correct?
Customer: Yes. Coffee.
Me: Sorry, you'll have to call your local coffee shop to order that....
Customer: Fine, bye.
Is Elton the only sane soul I know?