Monday, December 15, 2008

lesson learned

Dear Candice,

Recent studies have shown that 4 out of every 12 mugs purchased online will arrive at your doorstep in pieces. The people here at the Use Your Money Wisely Foundation for Girls Who Spend Too Much On Useless Shit, would like to extend a warning to you: Please do not purchase more fragile glass items on the internet. If you do so, your heart will break, just like the glass you spent your hard earned money on.

If you require further assistance please contact me.

Someone who is smarter than you.


Brooke said...

Ha ha ha ha... omg, that was funny.

Kara said...

:) I love you!